The ump thing is interesting, since the narrative on umpires' calls seems to indicate that name players get more 50/50 calls, so Bryce, Schwarber, Realmuto, Turner, and Castellanos (to some extent) are all "name" players, so the statistical disadvangage of the Phillies seems weird. And if anyone has pissed off MLB it's the Houston "Cheaters", yet they seem to at least hold their own.